SCHOOL ANSWERING MACHINE

  
  (This is hilarious, no wonder some people were  offended!) This is the message that the Pacific
 
Palisades High School
(California) Staff voted  unanimously to record on their school telephone
  answering machine. This came about because they  implemented a policy   requiring students and parents to be responsible
  for their children's absences and   missing homework.   The school and teachers are being sued by parents
  who want their children's failing grades changed  to passing grades even though those children were
  absent 15-30 times during the semester and did  not complete enough school work to pass their classes.
  This is the actual answering machine message for  the school:

"Hello! You have reached the automated answering  service of your school. In order to assist you in
  connecting the right staff member, please listen  to all your options before making a selection:
  "To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1
  "To make excuses for why your child did not do  his work- Press 2
  "To complain about what we do - Press 3
  "To swear at staff members - Press 4
  "To ask why you didn't get information that was  already enclosed in your newsletter and several  flyers mailed to you - Press 5
  "If you want us to raise your child - Press 6
  "If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit  someone - Press 7
  "To request another teacher for the third time  this year- Press 8
  "To complain about bus transportation - Press 9
  "To complain about school lunches - Press 0
  "If you realize this is the real world and your  child must be accountable and responsible for
  his/her own behavior, class work, homework, and that  it's not the teachers' fault for your
  child's lack of effort: Hang up and have a nice day!"
  If you can read this thank a teacher.  If you are reading it in English thank a veteran.